You think to yourself 'Well, at least I got that out of the way', but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again.
But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. And you're like 'Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing', and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. If I had the choice between being gay and owning a Mac, I would rather be gay, because if I owned a Mac I would be both gay and own a horrible computer. The hardest thing about getting a Mac is telling your parents that you're gay. Reasons why it’s worth to be a PC gamer in 2012.
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